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Two things, for the record

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Oct. 11th, 2007 | 11:30 pm

1) If you want to order a really mean shot for someone's power hour, I recommend the WMD: 1/2 shot Wild Turkey 101 (but 80 is okay, I guess), 1/2 shot Maker's Mark, and 1/2 shot Dewar's White Label, lined up in 3 side-by-side shot glasses, 3 Kings-style. "Why do you recommend this?" you ask? 1) It will mass destruct your ass; and 2) I fucking invented it. For the record.

2) I just painted my room orange. Like, Home Depot Orange, except a little redder and warmer. Every bit as intense though, especially in the early morning when the sun is directly hitting it. You should come by and check it out. Just in case orange suddenly gets trendy (and Lord knows it's fucking due to) you heard it here first. I will post pictures as soon as I borrow a digital camera from someone because iPhone photos don't do it justice.

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The All Powerful Jess

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from: learntoflyrar
date: Oct. 12th, 2007 02:08 pm (UTC)

I don't know if orange will ever be in. :(

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Joshua Conner

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from: abunchofrandom
date: Oct. 12th, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)

Why?

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The All Powerful Jess

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from: learntoflyrar
date: Oct. 12th, 2007 07:54 pm (UTC)

I will singlehandedly not let it.

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Joshua Conner

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from: abunchofrandom
date: Oct. 12th, 2007 08:47 pm (UTC)

Hater. What did orange ever do to you?

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The All Powerful Jess

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from: learntoflyrar
date: Oct. 12th, 2007 08:49 pm (UTC)

If I wear it I end up looking like I'm on fire. Plus it's ugly.

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